MEET THE MAIN CHARACTERS
BAMBOSH
This is Bambosh. He is a simple man of simple tastes who enjoys the simple things in life. Today he is carefully choosing some simple coffee mugs for his collection of simple coffee mugs at his favourite store, MugSouk. In his quest to find the perfect one, he spends many hours making a final decision that will fulfill him.
BRIMBORION
This is Brimborion. He is an angry man of angry tastes who enjoys things that makes him angry. Today, He's hanging out with his friend, getting angry and having a good time because he's stuck in the unpleasant scenario of watching Bambosh pick out YET ONE MORE COFFEE MUG. Brimborion also likes awful music. It fills him with great anger.
BESSERWISSER
This is Bessewisser. He is an annoying clerk who works at MugSouk and is always trying to become friends with Bambosh and Brimborion. Today he is yet again working when Bambosh is shopping, making the experience awkward and unpleasant. Brimborion describes him as having a lack of talent, a milquetoast personality and the hair of a weeing tramp.
COCKALORUM
This is Cockalorum. He is the most aggravating human being on the planet. Always begging for money and attention, he has bad hygiene and a personality to match. Today he is in a line waiting for a show featuring the bands Pretzel Monies and Marginal Salarymen, but he doesn't have the funds to afford a ticket.
TACENDA
This is Tacenda. Not much is known about him, but it is clear that he is a sociopath with rehearsed forced emotions. Often attaching himself to people to try to benefit from their success. Just the kind of crazy that attracts people like Cockalorum. Today he is an obvious plant to promote Pretzel Monies' show.
NINNYHAMMER
This is Ninnyhammer. He likes to fancy himself as an economist and likes to repeat concepts and situations that he clearly doesn't understand. Today he is in line for the concert believing that it is a conference on finance because of the names of the bands, not knowing that he bought a ticket to a punk rock show.
HARIWALD
This is Hariwald. He is the kind but tough doorman at the Rialto Theater. He has been working there for many years and it's rumoured that he is actually the owner of the building. Today he is enforcing the rules in the lineup for the concert and he is a genuinely caring man who loves people.
PRETZEL MONIES
This is Pretzel Monies (real name unknown). He fancies himself as a singer, songwriter, a DJ, an entrepreneur, a leader of humanity, etc. His music is terrible and his lyrics are possibly admissions of crimes. It is rumoured that he has been under house arrest multiple times for trying to indoctrinate people into his cult.
MEET THE SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
BELLICOSE
This is Bellicose. She is secretly the daughter of a wealthy land developper, but she only enjoys the company of street people. She tries very hard to hide her beauty by dressing aggressively and acting tough, but she is kind to strangers when she feels like she can trust them.
STIGMATA
This is Stigmata. He believes heavily in The Myth of Material Evil and is always in pursuit of the Secret Knowledge gained through esoteric practices that will help him end the cycle or resurrection so that he can become one with the Universe.
INNAMORATO
This is Innamorato. She follows Stigmata wherever he goes even when it's to places she'd rather not go because she is deeply in love with this masochist and science denier who is deluded about the nature of reality, and that suits her fine.
CARIAN
This is Carian. She is a generous beautiful soul who seeks to help the less fortunate by donating her time and money to try to fix the broken people of the city. Nothing can ever dampen her spirit and she has found happiness within.
SYCOPHANT
This is Sycophant. He is a delusional idiot who believes that having followers on the internet will help him finance his ambitions of becoming more famous and quit his job to become a full time influencer. He sells cheap shirts with his hashtag #papaliveslarge because that's what he believes that he does.
TRAPAN
This is Trapan. He is a conman who poses as a rich entrepreneur, but the only things he owns are the clothes on his back. He often poses as a wealthy man to impress people and tries to grift them by making up opportunities for investment.
GLEEMAN
This is Gleeman. He is the founder and leader of the two piece band named Marginal Salarymen. He has no patience for anything, especially fancy instrumentation and plays raw 3 string bass and vocalizes.
TAMBOER
This is Tamboer. He is the drummer for Marginal Salarymen and even tho he is a jolly enthusiastic fellow, his musical chemistry with Gleeman is undeniable. He keeps time and he keeps Gleeman from making bad decisions.
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